Good morning! Some truly inspiring news up front, and then, well, it's kind of all downhill from there.
For the first time ever, two womenwill graduate from the U.S. Army's Ranger School at Fort Bening, Ga. They'd like to know if Donald Trump has any thoughts on how their hormonal status might've affected their performance.
A Clearwater manwho admitted to leaving his phone in the bathroom and dressing room at his job on purpose to record his female co-workers was released on a $5,000 bond shortly after being arrested. Because no big deal, just some hijinks, boys will be boys, amirite? *Looks at own dong and shakes head in disgust*
Also in Clearwater, copsnailed an alleged bank robber just minutes after the crime— when they caught up to him trying to get away in the taxi he drives for a living. When did robbing a bank become the criminal equivalent of picking up the fucking Star on impulse while passing it in the checkout line?
And finally, that guy made stupid-famous via a viral video of himself stealing a Confederate flag from the front of a Bradenton home turned himself in to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office. Hero or moron? There's no need to decide, because this guy's clearly a moron.