Yesterday was ... well, it just wasn't great for people who enjoy sexy songs about sex.
Hey, did you hear? A little purple geniusleft us to go back to a plane of existence more accommodating of his elemental state of being. Which sucks for us, but then again we need to realize that we don't really deserve people like him — it's a privilege, not a right.
St. Peteis getting a bike share/bike rental program. You'd be forgiven for assuming we already had one, smug hipster city that we are; we were dragging our feet on that one, but the Association of Smug Hipster Cities finally called and threatened us with disqualification if we didn't get either a bike share program or an urban community kale-and-mustache farm right away.
And finally, Sunken Gardensgot 20 new flamingoes. The 2 geriatric flamingoes that have been there since the '50s are pissed and terrified, and have dialed "9" and "1" on their phone, and are just waiting for an excuse to dial the final "1."