Forbes magazine's list of the world's richest individuals includes four Tampa Bay area folks, including the heir to the Publix fortune. One of them could be you! Did you look? That's why you're not rich, you silly, gullible person.
New legislation filed in Tallahassee would see new resort casinos built in South Florida, along with the creation of a state gaming commission and changes to gambling at greyhound tracks. If the new law passes, greyhounds will no longer be forced to race, but they will be kept on hand to chase empty-pocketed Minnesotans back north once they go broke.
Predictions for voter turnout for today's Tampa elections are, um, not stellar. Which is not cool, because they're not insignificant.
And finally, the guy who painted Bill Clinton's portrait hanging in the National Portrait Gallery says he included a reference to Monica Lewinsky's famous blue dress. Guy presided over the longest unbroken economic expansion in the nation's history, he's reduced to a stain and a cigar joke. And a crap actor with cognitive difficulties is gonna go down as the best president ever?
(Image: "Stratosphere Las Vegas" by Antoine Taveneaux - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons.)